Pizza Hut Jokes

Pizza Hut is very consistent... The pizza tastes exactly like the box it comes in.

Topical Jokes This week, the Price is Right gave away a treadmill to a contestant with no feet. And to make matters worse, the next contestant was blind -- and he won a pair of prosthetic feet. In Florida, a woman being held at knifepoint was rescued when she texted Pizza Hut to call 911. The woman had been in a similar situation previously, when her house caught on fire -- and she called Wendy's. After the woman was set free, she celebrated -- by ordering a pizza from Papa John's. In Indiana, a…

A 17-year-old boy who works part-time at Pizza Hut drives up his parent's driveway in a Porsche.... Naturally, his parents know that there's no way he earned enough with his after-school job to buy such a car. ""Where did you get that car?"" his mom and dad screamed in shock. He very calmly tells them, "" I bought it today."" ""With what money young man?"" his mom demands. ""We know how much a Porsche costs and you cannot afford it"" ""Well, it's used and I Got a good deal"" says the boy, ""This…

Man found dead in Pizza Hut..... Police found the body of a man in the storeroom at Pizza Hut. He was covered in ham, pineapple, anchovies and pepperoni, They don't suspect murder. They think he topped himself.

The pizza eating competition So this guys walks on to a pizza hut which had flyers stuck up everywhere around the place that read, '1 million prize money for those who have 50 pizza's in a row'. The man got excited and went to the busboy and said 'I'm in for the competition'. The busboy then took him to a room where another participant was sitting in a table munching his pizza tiresomely and looked like he was about to throw up. He soon gave up and paid for the pizza's he had before he left. The…

You'd think Pizza Hut would be able to upgrade to a house by now.

After many years of studying at a university, I’ve finally become a PhD Or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.

A 17-year-old boy, who works part-time at Pizza Hut, pulls up to his house in a stunning Porsche. His parents are immediately suspicious, knowing there's no way his after-school job could have paid for such an expensive car. "Where did you get that car?" they shout, astonished. "I bought it today," the boy replies calmly. "With what money?" his mom demands. "We know how much a Porsche costs, and there's no way you can afford it!" The boy shrugs. "It’s used, and I got a great deal. I only pai…

A 17 year old Pizza Hut worker parks a stunning Porsche in front of his house... “Where did you get that car?” his parents exclaim in shock. “I bought it today,” the teen responds calmly. “With what money?” his mother demands. “We know how much a Porsche costs, and there’s no way you could afford it!” “Well, it’s used, and I got a great deal,” the boy explains. “I only paid 20 dollars for it.” “Who would sell a car like that for 20 dollars?!” “The lady up the street,” …

A 17-year-old boy who works part-time at Pizza Hut drives up to park in front of the house in a beautiful Porsche. Naturally, his parents know that there’s no way he earned enough with his after-school job to buy such a car. “Where did you get that car?” his mom and dad screamed in shock. “I bought it today,” replied the teen calmly. “With what money young man?” his mom demands. “We know how much a Porsche costs and you cannot afford it!” “Well, it’s used and I got a good deal” says the boy, …

Did you hear Mike Tyson was just arrested for nearly beating a Pizza Hut waitress to death? As he was finishing eating

Did you hear Mike Tyson was just arrested for nearly beating a Pizza Hut waitress to death? As he was finishing eating, she asked "Hey, mister, you wanna box for the rest of your pizza?

What did Frank say when he dropped his last slice of Pizza Hut in the toilet? "Pizza shit"

You know about Pizza Hut? More like Pizza Butt

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Reaction of men on their weeding anniversaries: 10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking! 9. Today is our what1? 8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together1? 7. I thought we only celebrated important events1? 6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband! 5. You don't like what I pick out, so I thought why bother! 4. Got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for…