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Pathan sends his neighbour, Santa Singh an SMS A Pathan sends a text to his next-door neighbor who happens to be Santa Singh ""Salam Mr Singh, Sorry yaar. I am ashamed and I have to tell you somethng. Hope you will forgive me: I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you. I know it's no excuse but I don't get it at my house. I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again."" Santa grabs his double

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Mr Singh walks into a bank London and asks for the loan officer. He says he's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so Mr Singh hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce, which costs quarter of a million pounds. “The car is parked on the street in front of the bank,” says Mr Singh, “and I have all the necessary papers.” The bank officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan

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Operator : Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your... Customer : Hello, can I order.. Operator : Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir? Customer : It s eh..., hold.......... on......889861356102049998-45-54610 Operator : OK... you’re Mr Singh and you’re calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir? Customer : Home! How did you get all my phone numbers? Operator : W

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