Pathan sends his neighbour, Santa Singh an SMS A Pathan sends a text to his next-door neighbor who happens to be Santa Singh ""Salam Mr Singh, Sorry yaar. I am ashamed and I have to tell you somethng. Hope you will forgive me: I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you. I know it's no excuse but I don't get it at my house. I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again."" Santa grabs his double …