Sir Customer Jokes

WAITER: ""Yes, is there something wrong?"" WAITER: ""Yes, sir, is there something wrong?"" CUSTOMER: ""The soup. Taste it."" WAITER: ""I beg your pardon, Sir?"" CUSTOMER: ""Taste it."" WAITER: ""But, Sir, I can assure you that the soup is excellent."" CUSTOMER: ""Taste it."" WAITER: ""Sir, the soup was made this morning of the finest ingredients."" CUSTOMER: ""Taste it!"" WAITER: exasperated, ""All right, Sir, I'll taste it."" Then after a pause he said, ""Where is the spoon?"" CUSTOMER: ""Ah ha…

""Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."" Cashier: ""Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" Customer: ""Nah...she's purdy good lookin'...""

Customer: Hi. How much is your paint? Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things. Customer: Can you give me a guess? Is there an average price? Clerk: Our lowest price is $12 a gallon, and we have 60 different prices up to $200 a gallon. Customer: What's the difference in the paint? Clerk: Oh, there isn't any difference; it's all the same paint. Customer: Well, then I'd like some of that $12 paint. Clerk: When do you intend to use the paint? Customer: I want to paint tomorrow. I…

Barber: Your hair is getting grey Sir. Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up will you?

Tech Support: ""How may I help you today sir?"" Customer: ""Hello...hey er...I think I've got the wrong software installed in my computer."" Tech Support: ""Why is that sir?"" Customer: ""I bought this minitower system from you and it came loaded with software called the 'XYZ Desktop'."" Tech Support: ""Yes...?"" Customer: ""Shouldn't it be called the 'XYZ Minitower'? I OBVIOUSLY have the wrong software installed in this computer.""

Operator : Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your... Customer : Hello, can I order.. Operator : Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir? Customer : It s eh..., hold.......... on......889861356102049998-45-54610 Operator : OK... you’re Mr Singh and you’re calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir? Customer : Home! How did you get all my phone numbers? Operator : W…

Barber: "Your hair is turning grey, sir." Customer (irritated by the long delay): “I’m not surprised! Hurry up, will you?!"