I'm not getting married till Pizza Hut allows gift registry.

A joke my mom heard a priest tell in church today: An elderly couple to decide to live a little and go to McDonald's... When they order the food, the old man divides the fries in half and splits the burger in two. Some students see this and offer to buy some more food so that they can both eat a whole sandwich. ""No, no, that's fine,"" says the old man, ""We share everything."" So the old man starts eating his half-burger and his half-order of fries-- but his wife is sitting there, not eating he…

A 17-year-old boy who works part-time at Pizza Hut drives up his parent's driveway in a Porsche.... Naturally, his parents know that there's no way he earned enough with his after-school job to buy such a car. ""Where did you get that car?"" his mom and dad screamed in shock. He very calmly tells them, "" I bought it today."" ""With what money young man?"" his mom demands. ""We know how much a Porsche costs and you cannot afford it"" ""Well, it's used and I Got a good deal"" says the boy, ""This…

Sweet Old Couple - Part II The Sweet old couple finish their meal and the entire restaurant takes a sigh. They are smitten in adoration for the couple. The old man gets up and tells his wife, ""Honey, let's go behind the restaurant where we always used to meet when we were young."" The wife blushes but gets up. Both of them are seen exiting through the back door. Now, the entire McDonald's customer and servers gather up towards the exit door. They pry the door slightly open and observe the coupl…