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Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said: "Let's talk. I've heard that journeys seem shorter if you strike up a conversation with the person next to you." The little girl said: "Okay. What would you like to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said Obama. "What about the changes I should make to America?" "Yeah, that would be an interesting topic," she agreed. "But first let me ask you a question. A horse, a cow and a deer all ea

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In Ireland there is a mental institution that every year picks two of it's most reformed patients and questions them. If they get the questions right they are free to leave. This year the two lucky gents were Patty and Mike. They were called down to the office and left there by the orderly. They were told to wait as the doctor got their files. The doctor came out and motioned for Patty to come in for his questioning. When Patty came into the office he was instructed to sit in the seat across fro

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A stranger was seated next to a blonde on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. The blonde, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?' 'Oh, I don't know, said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles. ‘OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A

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