Oscar Pistorius Jokes

What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius? England gets off scott-free.

Oscar Pistorius' new book deal I thought I'd share a joke I just heard from a topic on a call-in radio show. Radio DJ: ""Should Oscar Pistorius profit from a book deal about the night he shot his girlfriend?"" Caller: ""No he should not. I think you'll find that legally he doesn't have a leg to stand on.""

Bad taste ""If you'd had a tin of shoe polish, you could have blackened her up and got away with it,"" I said to Oscar Pistorius, laughing. Then I realised that was in bad taste. Why would he have a tin of shoe polish?

Friend at the pub says: if they ever make a film on Oscar Pistorius, it shouldn't be called 'Bladerunner', it should be called.... Taking the Pisstorius.

I heard Oscar Pistorius might walk at the end of the trial It's a miracle.

Oscar Pistorius has sacked his legal team. He has now hired Celtic as he heard they lost both legs and still managed to win.

World Cup And Oscar Looks like even Oscar Pistorius had a better defense than Brazil in the semi-finals

Oscar Pistorius He hasn't got a leg to stand on

Oscar Pistorius misunderstood his girlfriend... when she said: ""for Valentines day, can you take me out?""

So ladies, Oscar Pistorius is single... and he is ...

After hearing a lot of Oscar Pistorius jokes I find them disgusting. Frankly I won't stand for them and neither will he.

Oscar Pistorius says he won't be entering other races until the trial is over. I think in prison he'll have to worry more about other races entering him.

Favourite bands After having met Oscar Pistorius and having a few conversations with him, I found him to be quite a pleasant person. He was well mannered and always cracked a joke or two. Then one day I met him on the track and couldn't help notice that he had a beanie with a metallica written on it. A few days went by and the next thing I knew he was in jail charged with the murder of his girlfriend. I was rather astonished. Turns out he was a fan of metalica but deep down he was more of a 'bul…

shoe polish ""If you'd had a tin of shoe polish, you could have blackened her up and got away with it,"" I said to Oscar Pistorius, laughing. Then I realised that was in bad taste. Why would he have a tin of shoe polish?

Oscar Pistorius should be banned from the Olympics ...because he smoked Reeva

I was surprised Oscar Pistorius owned a gun in the first place. I would have thought he preferred blades.

Oscar Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs. Oscar Pistorius. Not the first South African with a race problem. When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson? Absolutely shocking news from South Africa. White man arrested for murder. Oscar Pistorius. Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he's unarmed. I take it Osca…

Oscar Pistorius is pleading not guilty to the charge of premeditated murder Frankly I don't think he's got a leg to stand on.

Roses are red violets are glorious. You should never surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Psychologists who have examined Oscar Pistorius say that he is at risk of suicide. Especially if he confuses himself with a burglar.

If Lance Armstrong and Oscar Pistorius have taught us anything, it's don't trust athletes with missing body parts

Oscar Pistorius said he wanted a new bathroom door..... But his girlfriend was dead against it

Lance Armstrong, Oscar Pistorius, Tiger Woods all sponsored by Nike. Perhaps they should change there slogan to ""Don't do it!""

Nike has to stop it with this ""Just do it"". First it was Tiger Woods. Then Lance Armstrong. And now Oscar Pistorius.

Oscar Pistorius brings a whole new meaning to taking your missus out on Valentine's Day.