Oscar Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs. Oscar Pistorius. Not the first South African with a race problem. When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson? Absolutely shocking news from South Africa. White man arrested for murder. Oscar Pistorius. Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he's unarmed. I take it Osca…

Are we sure that Oscar Pistorius was the only one involved in the murder of his girlfriend? Someone else may well have done the leg work.

Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door... ...but apparently his girlfriend was dead against it.

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? When your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots.