Oscar Pistorius said he wanted a new bathroom door..... But his girlfriend was dead against it

[at funeral parlor with bereaved girlfriend] HER: You think these glass urns are a good idea? ME: Remains to be seen.

Surprise your girlfriend by hiding in her trunk until you're dead.

Padme: Dating is scaring. I just want to find a nice guy who's not going to murder me. Anakin: You've chosen wisely.