[at funeral parlor with bereaved girlfriend] HER: You think these glass urns are a good idea? ME: Remains to be seen.

Padme: Dating is scaring. I just want to find a nice guy who's not going to murder me. Anakin: You've chosen wisely.

A girl's tinder bio said "I would die without food" uh okay me too

Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door... ...but apparently his girlfriend was dead against it.