Oscar Pistorius Jokes

Oscar Pistorius wants to install a new bathroom door... but his girlfriend is dead against it

Lets be honest Oscar Pistorius will never set foot in a prison

Have you heard about the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, you take 5 shots.

Roses are red... Violets are glorious. I wouldn't surprise Oscar Pistorius.

Oscar Pistorius was granted parole —10 years after killing his girlfriend. I was shocked. I didn’t think ….he had a leg to stand on.

Have you heard about the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time somebody goes in a bathroom and locks the door

Oscar Pistorius really wanted a new bathroom door but his girlfriend was dead against it.

Have you heard about the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom

Oscar Pistorius wants a new bathroom door His girlfriend is dead against it.

Let's play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game Whenever your girlfriend goes to the bathroom take a shot

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?,"Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom take two shots

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom? Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison? "I'm stumped."

Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door? Because his wife was dead-set against it...

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case? He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

Have you ever played the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom you take 4 Shots.

Have you heard about the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time someone goes to the toilet take 4 shots

Knock knock, Who's there? Not Oscar Pistorius.

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door? Good Vibrations