Roses are red... Violets are glorious. I wouldn't surprise Oscar Pistorius.#Oscar Pistorius0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Police say Oscar Pistorius is a flight risk. How? Does he also have a pair of propeller feet?#Oscar Pistorius#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Oscar Pistorius has the worst alibi ever. Who the hell would break into your house to rob your bathroom?#Oscar Pistorius#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Have you heard about the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time somebody goes in a bathroom and locks the door, you take four shots.#Oscar Pistorius0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Are we sure that Oscar Pistorius was the only one involved in the murder of his girlfriend? Someone else may well have done the leg work.#Oscar Pistorius#Dating#Dark Humor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp