Have you heard about the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, you take 5 shots.

Have you heard about the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom? Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison? "I'm stumped."