I was surprised Oscar Pistorius owned a gun in the first place. I would have thought he preferred blades.#Oscar Pistorius#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Police say Oscar Pistorius is a flight risk. How? Does he also have a pair of propeller feet?#Oscar Pistorius#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Oscar Pistorius has the worst alibi ever. Who the hell would break into your house to rob your bathroom?#Oscar Pistorius#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door... ...but apparently his girlfriend was dead against it.#Oscar Pistorius#Dating#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I finally realised why Oscar Pistorius lost his trial Because from a legal point he didn't have a leg to stand on.#Oscar Pistorius#Lawyer#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp