Netflix Jokes

Netflix is becoming a viable competitor to cable service So your local cable company is now offering headend and bellend

(Star Trek Related) What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax? Netflix and Trill!

Forget Netflix and Chill. It's time for IMAX and Climax!

Wanna know who I Netflix and Chilled with?

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like? Netflix and chili?

I heard netflix is going to start putting ads in the middle of shows Netflix and shill

She told me she wanted to Netflix and chill. But when I got there she had Redbox.

You know what the opposite of Netflix and Chill is? 9/11 and school

Remember when.. Remember when ""Netflix and chill"" used to mean... watching Netflix and chillin'?

Mike Tyson Mysteries is on Netflix now... Episode 1: case of the missing ear.

I tried ""Netflix and chill?"" on my wife. We're now on season 3 of Gilmore Girls.

What is a whales favorite pasttime? Netflix and krill.

netflix First comes netflix then comes chill next comes babby because mommy forgot the pill

My mom asked for my Netflix password... she better not be trying to chill

I treat my television in the same way that I treat my girlfriends. I abandon them and subscribe to Netflix

Every time a test comes up, my friends and I joke about how we should become trophy wives. But it seems like a lot of work to be a trophy wife; always dressing up, keeping in shape, keeping everything plucked. If I married a rich guy, I would probably wear sweatpants, watch Netflix everyday, and get fat on pizza and cookie dough. So instead of being a trophy wife, I'd be an atrophy wife.

Netflix reminds me of my girlfriend Probably because it's constantly asking me if I'm still here. Or maybe because it's not a real human being.

Why were they called the dark ages? Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

I emailed Netflix and asked if they had Batman Forever they said, ""No, just till the end of June"".

In Russia they don't have Netflix, they have Njetflix.

Use promo code NETFLIX to get 50% off your next midterm or exam Title

ELI5 How easy is it to get into watching NETFLIX... ...when I haven't even seen NETFL**I** - NETFL**VIII**

TIFU by paying $7.99 a month to Hulu Plus instead of Netflix... Whoops, wrong sub.

Told my dad about watching Friends on Netflix... Replies with: ""It's better than watching enemies on netflix.""

The people at Netflix are geniuses. I'm impressed that they were able to make a show based on a swimming pool game! I wonder what they'll try next.