My mom asked for my Netflix password... she better not be trying to chill#Netflix#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
netflix First comes netflix then comes chill next comes babby because mommy forgot the pill#Netflix#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Told my dad about watching Friends on Netflix... Replies with: ""It's better than watching enemies on netflix.""#Netflix#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 18. "No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 28.#Dating#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"#Work#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp