Mumbai Jokes

What did the Indian guy say to his mother before he left for his nearest city? ""Mumbai""

what does a son tell to his mother when he's leaving his house in India? Mumbai

Scary This happened about a month ago near Lonavala. A guy was driving from Mumbai to Pune and decided not to take the new expressway as he wanted to see the scenery. The inevitable happens and when he reached the ghats his Car breaks down - he's stranded miles from nowhere. Having no choice he started walking on the side of the road, hoping to get a lift to the nearest town. It was dark and raining. And pretty soon he got wet and was shivering. The night rolled on and no car passed by, the rain…

Topical Jokes for 1/12 The White House said that not sending a senior official to the Paris liberty march was a mistake. Joe Biden was supposed to fly there, but he's not allowed on a plane unless he's accompanied by an adult. United Airlines is considering outsourcing jobs to cut costs. From now on, one lucky passenger will get to fly the plane, while being fed instructions from a customer-service rep in Mumbai. In North Carolina, a woman accidentally shot her husband when he surprised her with…

John, John, John and John A firm of solicitors in Mumbai go under the name of Patel, Patel, Patel and Patel. The office phone rang and the voice at the other end asked, ""May I speak to Mr John?"" ""Mr John is not in his seat."" ""In that case can I speak to the other Mr John?"" ""The other Mr John is out of station."" ""Then put me on to the third Mr John."" ""Sorry, the third Mr John has gone out for lunch."" ""Okay then, I will speak to the last Mr John."" ""John speaking."" [Source](http://s…

What did the Indian boy say to his mom before he left? Mumbai.

What did Indian say to mum when he left? Mumbai.

The FBI Interpol and Mumbai police are having a competition as to who is the best detective squad.

What did the Indian child say to his mother before he left for school? Mumbai!

What did the Indian boy say to his mom before he leaves for school? Mumbai!

What does an Indian kid say before leaving his house for the day?.. Mumbai

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India? Mumbai

What does an Indian boy say to his mum when he goes out? Mumbai

What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? Mumbai!