What did the Indian child say to his mother before he left for school? Mumbai!

what does a son tell to his mother when he's leaving his house in India? Mumbai

When negro baby says the first word... In India it's fact that every baby's first word is 'mother' or 'mom'. Once a negro and his wife settled in India. They had a baby too. One day the baby said it's first word 'Mother'. The negro then said joyfully to his wife 'Yo man, the baby just said half the word...'

Why did the little boy want Viagra? A little boy with diarrhea tells his Mom he needs Viagra. The Mom asks "Why on Earth do you need that?" The little boy replies, "isn't that what you give Dad when HIS shit won't get hard?!"