So the FBI, the DEA, and the Chicago police are looking for a bear ... This bear has been up to no good - it's suspected of running a major meth lab, money laundering, and even murder for hire. The authorities think the bear is hiding in some woods near Chi-town. The FBI go into the woods first. After a few hours, the agents come out. ""No bear in there,"" they say. ""He got away."" Then the DEA give it a try. They search the forest for 24 hours but find no suspects. Finally, the Chicago police …

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(My favorite joke)Who is best at apprehending criminals? The CIA, the FBI, and the Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that rabbits do …

So there was a competition between polices... (...) and the three finalists on this efficiency competition were: Interpol, FBI and Rio de Janeiro's Elite Squad. The last assignment was really simple. They should retrieve a small rabbit after being released in a jungle. The group doing it in less time wins. First went Interpol, with a few agents, smart interrogation techniques, good wits and in 15 minutes they were back with the rabbit. Next the FBI invaded the jungle with helicopters, infra-red …