Muhammed Jokes

Ramadhan starts tomorrow, here's a joke There were two white christian men, Adam and Jack, whose plane crashed into a desert. Luckily they survived unharmed. As they traveled through the hot desert looking for food and water, they gave up and sat down, thinking of what to do. As the dust in the air settled, they suddenly could view a mosque ahead. They became very hopeful. But then Adam said ''Muslims are there. They might help us if we say we are muslim.'' Then Jack said ''No way, I won't say I…

CNN & NBC news report (political humor) *Breaking news* A man has killed twenty people today in a walmart with a gun. The man has been identified as muhammed takbir muhammed. He is an unemployed son of a family that immigrated to the united states ten years ago from Afghanistan. Multiple witnesses say the man was yelling ""Allah Akbar"" and ""Death to Infidels"" while shooting people before police came and killed the man. It is troubling that the man was killed because without questioning hi…

Two Mothers Are Sitting Together At An Outdoor Cafe In Baghdad... **Mother 1**: [*pulls out picture from purse*] ""This is my son Abdullah. He would have been 25 now, but, alas... he became a martyr."" **Mother 2**: ""Ah, yes I remember when he lost his first tooth..."" [*sighs*] **Mother 1**: [*pulls out another picture*] ""This is my son Hussein. He would have been 22 now, but, alas... he became a martyr."" **Mother 2**: ""Ah, yes. I remember when he took his first steps..."" [*deep sigh*] **M…

Seeing that Ramadan started this week, here's a joke. There were two white christian men, Adam and Jack, whose plane crashed into a desert. Luckily they survived unharmed. As they traveled through the hot desert looking for food and water, they gave up and sat down, thinking of what to do. As the dust in the air settled, they suddenly could view a mosque ahead. They became very hopeful. But then Adam said ''Muslims are there. They might help us if we say we are muslim.'' Then Jack said ''No w…

Jesus, Moses, and Muhammad are fishing on a boat As Jesus winds down the fishing lesson, he notes the time. He bids them farewell, and walks across the lake home. After a while, Moses decided he wasn't very good at fishing, so he parted the lake and went home. Being the last one left, Muhammed ██████████ █████ ████████████████ ██████████ ███████████████ ███████

Buying Muhammed dolls for charity, all prophets go to kids in need.

There were two white christian men, Adam and Jack, whose plane crashed into a desert. Luckily they survived unharmed. As they traveled through the hot desert looking for food and water, they gave up and sat down, thinking of what to do. As the dust in the air settled, they suddenly could view a mosque ahead. They became very hopeful. But then Adam said ''Muslims are there. They might help us if we say we are muslim.'' Then Jack said ''No way, I won't say I'm muslim, I'm gonna be honest''. S…

To settle their differences Jesus and Muhammed agree to pistols at dawn

What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed? A non-prophet

Did you hear the one about Muhammed? I was just asking if you'd heard it. I'm not gonna tell it, I want to live.