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Traveling salesman stops off at farm in County Cork, Ireland. There he sees a pig lying about in his sty with an entire back leg and other body parts missing. When the farmer comes out the salesman rather than going into his sales pitch is overcome by curiosity and asks the farmer what is the story behind that pig. ""Ah, that pig!"" says the farmer in a thick brogue. ""That's an amazing pig that one is! Why, one time when the barn was on fire that pig ran out and opened the bar doors and let out

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"That's no excuse not to write to your mother." Paddy and Maggy Dunn send their son, Neely, from Ireland to the United States to find a job and build a dream career. Off Neely sails on a freighter, earning his way across the Atlantic as a deckhand. Upon arriving in the U.S., Neely sends his mam and pap a letter, explaining the glorious sights and sounds he beheld. As Neely searches for a job, his letters dwindle in frequency and, before long, cease altogether. Paddy 'n Maggie are concerned, n

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So two Irish guys walk into a pub... They both sit down at the counter and place their orders. As they're sipping their drinks one looks at the other and thinks that they're something familiar about him. The guy says to the other, "Hey, do I know you from somewhere?", to which the other responds, "Well, I'm from Galway, where are you from?" The first guy brightens up and says, "You don't say! I'm from Galway as well! What school did you go to?" The other responds, "I went to St. Paul's Seco

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