When I know I've posted a great tweet, I walk away from my phone in slow motion like I'm Jason Statham walking from an explosion.#Jason Statham#Technology0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Toy Story 5: Jason Statham must deliver the last iPad to Uganda, in a prius, and he has to drift the entire trip or the car will explode#Jason Statham#Uganda#Driving0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
World War III will happen when Jason Statham kidnaps Liam Neeson's daughter.#Jason Statham#Liam#Military#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp