Galway Jokes

The FBI sends an agent to infiltrate the IRA They know that he has to pass him off as Irish, otherwise they won't accept him. So they send him first to random cities, where he learns the accent, the mannerisms. Few weeks later he starts to learn how to speak Irish. He spends some time in the Gaeltachts (Irish speaking areas) of Galway, Mayo, Kerry. All grand, nobody suspects a thing. It's now time to travel up to Belfast to meet his IRA contact. They meet and he speaks perfect Irish with the per…

So two Irish guys walk into a pub... They both sit down at the counter and place their orders. As they're sipping their drinks one looks at the other and thinks that they're something familiar about him. The guy says to the other, "Hey, do I know you from somewhere?", to which the other responds, "Well, I'm from Galway, where are you from?" The first guy brightens up and says, "You don't say! I'm from Galway as well! What school did you go to?" The other responds, "I went to St. Paul's Seco…

A Brother in America An Irishman walks into a pub in Galway. “Bartender,” he says, “pour a whiskey and a pint for me. And pour a whiskey and a pint for my brother in America.” And so it goes, every round, night after night, for years. One evening, he walks into the pub. “The usual, Sean?” the bartender asks? “Not tonight,” the Irishman says glumly. “I’ll just have a whiskey and a pint.” Now the bartender is a sensitive man. He knows what this means. The Irishman’s brother has passed on. “Oh…

"As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, " I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow , there's a wee place called McTavish's.... The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink." "Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London , the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two." "Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said Paddy Sheehan, the Irishman. "Back home in me favorite pub in Galway , the moment you…