Kermit Jokes

What's Kermit the Frog's favorite song? "Whib It" by Devo.

What's long, green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger.

What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson died? ...nothing.

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common? Same middle name.

Why was Kermit chased by nazis as a kid? He was a Tad-Pole

Q: What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork? A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs middle finger.

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger...

Whats long and green and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger.

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit? I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon? Kermit the frog's finger...

What is long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon? Kermit The Frog's fingers.

What did Kermit eat after he got divorced? Pork Chops

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork? Kermit the frog's finger

Why did Kermit the Frog never get with Ms Piggy? She already has something stuck up her ass.

What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frog

What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date? Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

What's slimy, long and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger.

What did Kermit the Frog say after Jim Hensen died? Nothing...

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred? Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.