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Smart Ass Out Of The Box Answers By Students Who Failed Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half Q8. If you throw a r…

try the chili A man walks into a restaurant. He asks the waitress for an order of chili.The waitress points to a man at the the table next to him and says, "sorry, that guy over there got the last bowl. Is there anything else I can get for you? The man replies," let me think about it for a little bit longer, I was really looking forward to the chili." After the waitress leaves he looks over and notices the other guy's bowl is totally full and he's not even touching it. So he leans over and say,…

Are you gonna eat that? A hungry man with a hankerin' for chili sits down at a restaurant. The waitress approaches to take his order and, of course, he orders a bowl of chili. She replies, "Sorry sir. The gentleman seated at the table next to you got the last bowl." The hungry man looks over and sees that the his neighbor is almost finished his meal but the bowl of chili is still full. Feeling slightly embarrassed but still super in the mood of chili he asks the age old question, "Are y…