What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

What did Kermit say after Jim Henson died? Nothing.

What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger

What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs middle finger