🐾 Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred? Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy ...

Q: Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

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What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger

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What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frog's finger

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What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common? Hogwarts

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