Jose Jokes

What do you call a Mexican firefighter? Jose

So I caught up with my mexican friend ..He told me that his wife give birth to their first son, just the other day. I said ""Jesus really?!"" He replied with ""Nah, his name's Jose.""

Jose was embarassed of his weight. No weigh Jose

Found this joke on some website i cant remember You Know You Are a Mexican When... * You share the same social security number with all your amigos * You smell like BO all the time * You don't know what BO is * You have at least thirty cousins * There is at least one member in your family name Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus * You see a fence and want to hop over it * You are too short to go on rides in Disney Land * You mow lawns for a living * You're the best bean picker in your neighbo…

Did you ever hear about the Mexican born with two wieners. He named them Jose and hose b

First time at a ballgame A man living in Mexico gets a phonecall from his cousin living in New York. ""Hey Jose, I haven't seen you in a while, it would be great if you could come up here to New York. I have tickets for a Mets game, you would love it!"" Jose decided this would be fun, and takes a plane to New York. After a stay at his cousin's, they go out to the stadium, and after an exciting game exit again. ""So how was it? Did you like it?"" said Jose's cousin. ""Oh it was great!"" said Jose…

Jose takes a trip to the USA Jose just returned to Mexico and couldn't wait to me about his trip to the USA. He said he went to a baseball game and sat in the outfield stands, directly underneath the flagpole. He said the game was great and all the Americans were so polite. Before the game stated, they turned to him and saluted him. Then they started singing to him, ""Jose, can you see!""

Carlos was a passionate soccer fan After the devastating defeat Brazil suffered in the 2014 World Cup, Carlos sat in his room and began screaming: ""NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"" and continued screaming for many months. His neighbors were extremely annoyed because of all the ruckus and were also concerned because they had not met him for an extended period of time. So one day, Jose, his friend and neighbor, goes up to Carlos's house and knocks on his window. Carlos, startled, goes to the …

Two Mexicans were walking in the desert... Two Mexicans, Juan and Jose were walking in the desert on a very hot day. It was a long journey and they were both dehydrated. Suddenly Jose became quite animated and shouted: 'Juan, Juan look! On the hill over there, it is a bacon tree!' Sceptically Juan had a look, and said: 'Jose, you are dehydrated, there is no such thing as a bacon tree.' Jose was convinced however so went running up the hill so that he could prove it. A few minutes later Juan hear…

Why are mexicans bad firefighters? Because they cant tell jose from hose B

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons? jose and josB (Hose A & Hose B)

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? Jose and Hose B. It sounds better when said aloud.

A Mexican fireman had twin boys He named them Jose and Hose B

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder without a protein shake? No whey Jose

The Spanish football team visit an orphanage after their defeat in Brazil... ""All hope had fled from their eyes, they walked as if no one could console them. They had become shells of their former selves"", said Jose a six year old orphan.

""So Jose, how was America?"" ""Oh it was wonderful, amigo, those Americans are so kind. I went to go watch a real American baseball game but the tickets were all sold out. Feeling bummed out I walked around the side of the stadium when I saw a flag pole right next to the field! I climbed right up it and could see the whole baseball diamond with the players getting ready for the game."" ""You had to watch from a flag pole? I thought you said the Americans were nice."" ""Oh they are amigo! Before…

What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons? Jose and Hose-B

Why did Jose push his wife off the cliff? Tequila...

Hey, Jose! How many of our friends do you see? Just Juan.

The England team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. ""It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope"" said Jose, age 6.

Jose Mourinhio The Special One....... David Moyes The Chosen One..... Fellipe Scholari Seven One.

Police Officer: Do you speak English? Jose: Yes. Police Officer: Where are you from? Jose: Yes

Have you heard about the 2 Spanish firemen? Jose and hose B

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons? Jose and Hose B.

REVISED HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM FOR SO. CAL. NAME______________________________ GANG NAME_________________________ 1) Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold? 2) Rufus pimps 3 hos. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Rufus' $800 per day crack habit? 3) Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make…