Two Mexicans were walking in the desert... Two Mexicans, Juan and Jose were walking in the desert on a very hot day. It was a long journey and they were both dehydrated. Suddenly Jose became quite animated and shouted: 'Juan, Juan look! On the hill over there, it is a bacon tree!' Sceptically Juan had a look, and said: 'Jose, you are dehydrated, there is no such thing as a bacon tree.' Jose was convinced however so went running up the hill so that he could prove it. A few minutes later Juan heard gunshots so he ran up the hill to make sure Jose was ok. When he got to the top he saw Jose lying on the floor with a gun wound in his chest. Juan shouted: 'Jose what happened?' With glazed eyes Jose looked at Juan and whispered: 'It was not a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.'