A man's wife gave birth to his first son. After the delivery, the nurse comes out to him. Nurse: Congratulations! Its a boy! New Dad: I'm so excited! Im going to be the best dad ever! Nurse: that's great to hear.. Unfortunately, i have some bad news. Your son was born with no limbs.. Just the body and a head. New Dad: WTF?!......... DOESNT MATTER! Im still going to take care of him. Nurse: you should've let me finish.. i have some more news about your son. New Dad: Nurse: actually the body is al…

[long] Another blond guy joke... Three best friends worked in construction together on the same crew. They were working on the 20th floor of a building when they stopped for their lunch break. They sat on the edge of the building, legs dangling over the edge, enjoying the view as they ate their lunches. Guido opened his lunch box and yelled in frustration, ""Pasta! Pasta! Every day it's pasta! If I get pasta in my lunch tomorrow, I'm gonna jump!"" Jose then opened his lunch and exclaimed, ""Tort…

Origin of Nacho Cheese One day a poor Mexican farmer leaves to the market with the last dollars he had. Begging for a miracle the man walks takes a short cut to through the valley. As he is walking a yellow cheese wheel suddenly rolls right to his feet. Never seeing a cheese wheel like this he realizes his prayers were answered. He immediately runs home with the wheel to show his family. That night as they are enjoying the fresh cheese his wife asks ""Jose, what are we going to call this cheess,…

Found this joke on some website i cant remember You Know You Are a Mexican When... * You share the same social security number with all your amigos * You smell like BO all the time * You don't know what BO is * You have at least thirty cousins * There is at least one member in your family name Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus * You see a fence and want to hop over it * You are too short to go on rides in Disney Land * You mow lawns for a living * You're the best bean picker in your neighbo…