My favorite thing about being a parent is lying to my kid Me: The doctor cuts off our tails when we're born 8 y/o daughter: Wife: ZACK!

Jack A husband rushes into the emergency room from work to greet his wife who is giving birth to their first born. He helps all he can; he holds his wife's hand and breathes with her through the pain. The doctor claims to see the head. The husband runs around and watches as this bloody, mess of a human being comes out... However, the doctor pulls out a head. Just a head. The husband jumps in confusion. The wife is silent in shock. The doctor has never seen anything like it. Just when the married…

Baby Joke For many hours a young mother has been desperately trying to calm her infant son who is exceptionally fussy and won't eat. After reading a couple articles the young mother concludes her son must have thrush. She tries to call the doctor, but the doctor can do nothing until the next day. Later the husband arrives home from work. He listens to his wife tell him out his son's ailment. When the wife finishes the husband ask the wife to bring him a deck of cards. He takes the pack of cards …

A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered... ... Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband …