Jose Jokes

Hear about the 2 Mexican firemen? Jose and Josb

How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin? Jose can you see

What did the Mexican firefighter call his son?? Jose

What do you call a single Mexican man? No bae Jose

What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons? Jose and Hose B

What do you call a Canadian pimp? Jose (hoes eh?)

What do you call two Mexicans on the back of a firetruck? Jose and Hose B

Did you know that Jose is an American name? It's mentioned in the very first line of the U.S. National Anthem.

A Mexican has 2 kids. He names the first one Jose. What did he name the other? Hose B

What did the Mexican fireman name his children? Jose and Hose B

Did you know the anthem of the USA is about a Mexican immigrant? The first line is even about how he got in illegally at night: "Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light..."

What did the Hispanic fireman name his two twin sons? Jose and Hose B

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Jose and Hose "B."

What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein? No whey Jose.

How does the Mexican national anthem start? Jose can you see.....

What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book? Tequila Mockingbird

Why did the mexican fire department fail? They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.