The Panhandlers Jose and Carlos are panhandlers. They panhandle in different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do, but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?" Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say"? Carlos sign…

What did the Spanish mother name her twin boys? Jose and Josb

Why won't the U.S. switch to the metric system? There would be mass confusion

What do you call an unsuccessful migrant trying to illegally cross the U.S. southern border? A Mexi*cant*