Hungary Jokes

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A Mercedes picks up a Hungarian hitchhiker... This being Hungary, the hitchhiker isn't used to seeing Mercedes on the road, and asks what [that thing on the front of the car](http://www.automotive-stock-images.com/photos/hood-ornament-1928-mercedes-benz-680s.jpg) is. The driver, somewhat amused, jokes: "Why, that's the car's sights. Like a rifle. So that I can aim better when I run pedestrians over!" The hitchhiker responds with disbelief, and the driver decides to push the joke further: "No…

Joke I heard while in Hungary Two cops are standing by the street side in New York City. A foreigner approaches them looking slightly panicked. "Parlez vous Francais?" He asks them. The cops, not knowing a word of French merely shrug their shoulders at the man. Frustrated, he asks them, "Ustedes hablan español?" Again, the cops merely shrug. The foreigner continues with the same result with Dutch, Russian, and German. Eventually, he leaves, knowing that there's no hope for him to communicate…

I didn’t find the food in Budapest very filling, so I left Hungary.

I'm Hungary Timmy: I'm Hungary, Mum: Why don't you Czech the fridge. Timmy: OK I'm Russian to the kitchen. Mum: Hmmm.. may be you'll find some Turkey. Timmy: Yeah but its all covered in Greece. yuck! Mum: There is Norway you can eat that. Timmy: I know, I guess I'll just have a can of Chile Mum: Denmark your name on the can. Timmy: Kenya do it for me? Mum: OK, I'm Ghana do it. Timmy: Thanks, i'm so tired Iran for an hour today Mum: It Tokyo long enough. Timmy: yeah Israe…

Timmy : I'm Hungary Timmy : I'm Hungary. Mum : Why don't you Czech the fridge. Timmy : Ok, I'm Russian to the kitchen. Mum : Hmm...maybe you'll find some Turkey. Timmy : Yeah, but its all covered in Greece. Yuck ! Mum : There is Norway you can eat that. Timmy : I know, I guess I'll just have a can of Chile. Mum : Denmark your name on the can. Timmy : Kenya do it for me? Mum : Ok , I'm Ghana do it. Timmy : Thanks, i'm so tired Iran for an hour today. Mum : It Tokyo long enough.…

At a Diplomats' dinner, a waiter tripped and shattered the beautiful plate in which he was carrying a large turkey. Hushed silence turned into a roar of laughter, when the quick-witted Diplomat announced: "Ladies and Gentlemen! You have just witnessed 4 major international events happening :- Fall of Turkey Breakup of China Spillage of Greece and Frustration of Hungary!"

Maybe we should give Ethiopia a more suitable name Perhaps Hungary represents them well.

What would happen if Hungary invaded and conquered Turkey? A new kingdom would be formed known as full.

Timmy : I'm Hungary Timmy : I'm Hungary.

I'm Hungary Timmy: I'm Hungary

Joke I heard while in Hungary Two cops are standing by the street side in New York City. A foreigner approaches them looking slightly panicked.

I was Hungary... so Iran to Turkey

How do you end world hunger?,"Put Turkey in Greece to cook it then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

Why did Hitler have a thing for men from Hungary? Because they are Hung Arian's

How do you end world hunger? Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.