Joke I heard while in Hungary Two cops are standing by the street side in New York City. A foreigner approaches them looking slightly panicked. ""Parlez vous Francais?"" He asks them. The cops, not knowing a word of French merely shrug their shoulders at the man. Frustrated, he asks them, ""Ustedes hablan espanol?"" Again, the cops merely shrug. The foreigner continues with the same result with Dutch, Russian, and German. Eventually, he leaves, knowing that there's no hope for him to communicate…

Joke I heard while in Hungary Two cops are standing by the street side in New York City. A foreigner approaches them looking slightly panicked. "Parlez vous Francais?" He asks them. The cops, not knowing a word of French merely shrug their shoulders at the man. Frustrated, he asks them, "Ustedes hablan español?" Again, the cops merely shrug. The foreigner continues with the same result with Dutch, Russian, and German. Eventually, he leaves, knowing that there's no hope for him to communicate…

I don't mean to sound like a tough guy but I've been in New York City for almost two hours and I've only cried like 31 times...

Hey there Delilah what's it like in New York City guess they don't have cell towers there so you didn't get my texts I'm going to kill you b