Honda Jokes

Jesus drove a Honda, but nobody knew about it. For I did not speak of my own accord. - John 12:49

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?,"An Accordion. ...I'll, uh see myself out.

What does HONDA stand for?,"Hold On Not Done Accelerating.

What's the difference between a honda and a Porsche? Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a Honda

What's the most reliable thing about a Honda? It's theft rate.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion? An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive? A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What does HONDA stand for? Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

What did Godzilla say after eating a Honda? "Gosh, I could have had a V-8!

On the last day of his visit to New York, a Japanese tourist hailed a taxi to take him to the airport. During the journey, a Honda car overtook the taxi, and the Japanese guy shouted out excitedly: "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!" A few minutes later, a Toyota overtook the taxi, and the Japanese guy shouted out excitedly: "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!" Shortly afterwards, the taxi was overtaken by a Mitsubishi, prompting the Japanese guy to shout out excitedly: "Mitsubishi, very fast! Mad…

There was a Japanese who went to India for sightseeing. On the last day, he hired a cab and told the driver to drive to the Airport.During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, “Honda, very fast! Made in Japan !!! After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi and again the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, “Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!” And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanes…