What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?,"An Accordion. ...I'll, uh see myself out.#Honda0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When a Honda Element crashes into another Honda Element it becomes a Honda Compound.#Honda#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Health food? Baby, my body is a '93 Honda hatchback with a headlight out. I'm not about to start putting premium gas in it now.#Honda#Food#Kids0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Quit bragging yo. Jesus drove a Honda back in Bible days and said nothing of it. "For I speak not of my own accord" John 12:49 a.#Honda#Religion0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
There's nothing a "Baby On Board" sticker says that the Honda Odyssey it's on doesn't already say.#Honda#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp