Golf Club Jokes

Usain Bolt walks into a Golf club And the receptionist says: ""Sorry we don't let blacks play here. There's a club that does 10 minutes down the road."" ""But I'm Usain Bolt!"" ""Okay clever cunt, 3 minutes then!""

The Golf Club Mobile Phone Several men are in the locker room of a golf club when a mobile phone on a bench starts to ring. A man picks it up, engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. ""Hello,"" He says, ""Honey, it's me,"" says a woman, ""are you at the club?"" ""Yes,"" replies the man, ""Well I'm at the shopping centre,"" she says, ""and I've found a beautiful leather coat. It's 450. Can I buy it?"" ""OK,"" he replies, ""go ahead and buy it if you like it that much."" ""Than…

The locker room of a Golf Club Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stopped to listen. * MAN: "Hello" * WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" * MAN: "Yes." * WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?" * MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." * WOMAN: "I also stoppe…

Accident in the Golf Club A woman playing Golf hit a man nearby… He put his hands together between his legs, fell on the ground & rolled around in pain. She rushed to him & offered to relieve his pain as she was a doctor. Reluctantly he agreed. She gently took his hands away, unzipped his pants & put her hands inside. She massaged him tenderly for a few minutes & asked: \- "How does it feel?" He replied: \- "Feels great but I still think my thumb is broken".

The locker room of a Golf Club Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages