The Golf Club Mobile Phone Several men are in the locker room of a golf club when a mobile phone on a bench starts to ring. A man picks it up, engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. ""Hello,"" He says, ""Honey, it's me,"" says a woman, ""are you at the club?"" ""Yes,"" replies the man, ""Well I'm at the shopping centre,"" she says, ""and I've found a beautiful leather coat. It's 450. Can I buy it?"" ""OK,"" he replies, ""go ahead and buy it if you like it that much."" ""Thanks,"" she replies. ""I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and had a close look at the 2003 models. I saw one that I really liked."" ""How much was it?"" asks the man. ""37,000,"" she replies. ""For that price,"" he says, ""I want it with all the options."" ""Great,"" she says, ""just one more thing. That house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're only asking 750,000 for it now."" The man says, ""Well then, go ahead and buy it, but don't offer more than 720,000."" ""OK,"" she says, ""I'll see you later. I love you."" ""Bye, I love you too."" he says and then hangs up. The other men in the locker room who heard all of this conversation are looking at him in astonishment. Then he shouts out aloud, ""Does anyone know who this mobile phone belongs to?""