I'm developing an app that makes a cricket sound effect at the end of my coworkers' stories.

If I throw my son a baseball, he drops it. A football, he fumbles. But if I toss him a cell phone, my man has a sick one handed, no look.

If the ESPN Fantasy Football app were slower and unreliable it would be playing quarterback for the Bears.

I'm just a girl, with a baseball bat, smashing my internet modem into a gazillion pieces.