The locker room of a Golf Club Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stopped to listen. * MAN: "Hello" * WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" * MAN: "Yes." * WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?" * MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." * WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked." * MAN: "How much?" * WOMAN: "$90,000." * MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." * WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it. * MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want." * WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!" * MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." * The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open. * He turns and asks, "Anyone know who's phone this is?"