Accident in the Golf Club A woman playing Golf hit a man nearby… He put his hands together between his legs, fell on the ground & rolled around in pain. She rushed to him & offered to relieve his pain as she was a doctor. Reluctantly he agreed. She gently took his hands away, unzipped his pants & put her hands inside. She massaged him tenderly for a few minutes & asked: \- "How does it feel?" He replied: \- "Feels great but I still think my thumb is broken".