A boy breaks his arm and his dad takes him to the hospital. The son gets a cast and heals up just fine after several weeks. He goes up to his father after he gets his cast off and says, ""Dad, I'm healed!"" ""Hi Healed, I'm Dad."" The son laughs and thinks his dad is the funniest ever. A year later, the boy falls on his face and chips a tooth. Dad calls the dentist and tells his son, ""You have an appointment tomorrow."" ""What time?"" Asks the son. ""Tooth-hurty,"" says Dad. The boy just rolls …

This is a joke my dad told me. He said he originally heard it from his father, who heard it from his father before him. A man goes to the doctor and says ""Doc, I think I have a tapeworm"" The doctor looks at him and says ""Well, we're all out of medicine for that, but there might be something else I can do for you. Come home, then come back tomorrow with an orange, a Twinkie, and a baseball bat"" So the man goes home and gathers up his supplies, then goes to bed and shows up the next day with a…

husbands and cricket! A lady was experiencing labor pains, so her husband rushed her to maternity ward of a nearby hospital. After sometime, doctor informed that the delivery was successful. The lady gave birth to a healthy baby boy and Both mother and baby are fine. The husband was quite relieved and in-order to kill boredom started listening to cricket commentary on his radio. The lady's mother, having heard about her daughter's condition came rushing to the hospital. She spotted her Son-in-la…

The Pink Ping Pong Ball A father asks his son what he would like for his fourth birthday. ""A pink ping pong ball!"" the kid says. ""What.. Why would you want a pink ping pong ball?"" asks the father. ""I'll get you something even better."" So the dad goes out and buys the kid a huge set of Hot Wheels instead. Fast forward a year. ""What would you like for your fifth birthday, son?"" and the kid responds ""A pink ping pong ball!"" The father says ""You're still on that..? I'll get you a real gif…