The Golf Club Mobile Phone Several men are in the locker room of a golf club when a mobile phone on a bench starts to ring. A man picks it up, engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. ""Hello,"" He says, ""Honey, it's me,"" says a woman, ""are you at the club?"" ""Yes,"" replies the man, ""Well I'm at the shopping centre,"" she says, ""and I've found a beautiful leather coat. It's 450. Can I buy it?"" ""OK,"" he replies, ""go ahead and buy it if you like it that much."" ""Than…

Usain Bolt retires from running... He has been bored and looking in to a new sport to take up. He’s looking through his newspaper when he sees an advert for a new golf course in his home town. He takes a walk down and asks the receptionist about signing up. Usain Bolt “Hi, I’m here to see about joining your new golf course” Receptionist “Hmmm I’m not so sure if that would be allowed sir” Usain Bolt “ Can I ask why? Have you sold all memberships?” Receptionist “I’m afraid not sir, you see …

The locker room of a Golf Club Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stopped to listen. * MAN: "Hello" * WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" * MAN: "Yes." * WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?" * MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." * WOMAN: "I also stoppe…

Usain Bolt decides to play some golf He goes into the clubhouse to get membership and play a round. The receptionist says 'Sorry sir, we don't allow black people in this club.' 'That's ridiculous. It's 2016 and you don't allow black people in this golf club?' 'Please don't make a scene sir, there's another golf club 5 minutes down the road and they will let you in' 'But I'm Usain Bolt!' 'Its only 2 minutes then' Credit to /u/Ron_manager who posted this a year or so ago, it's a breath of …