Usain Bolt decides to play some golf He goes into the clubhouse to get membership and play a round. The receptionist says 'Sorry sir, we don't allow black people in this club.' 'That's ridiculous. It's 2016 and you don't allow black people in this golf club?' 'Please don't make a scene sir, there's another golf club 5 minutes down the road and they will let you in' 'But I'm Usain Bolt!' 'Its only 2 minutes then' Credit to /u/Ron_manager who posted this a year or so ago, it's a breath of fresh air compared to the usual Bolt/Hitler one that does the rounds.