Usain Bolt walks into a Golf club And the receptionist says: ""Sorry we don't let blacks play here. There's a club that does 10 minutes down the road."" ""But I'm Usain Bolt!"" ""Okay clever cunt, 3 minutes then!""

Usain Bolt retires from running... He has been bored and looking in to a new sport to take up. He’s looking through his newspaper when he sees an advert for a new golf course in his home town. He takes a walk down and asks the receptionist about signing up. Usain Bolt “Hi, I’m here to see about joining your new golf course” Receptionist “Hmmm I’m not so sure if that would be allowed sir” Usain Bolt “ Can I ask why? Have you sold all memberships?” Receptionist “I’m afraid not sir, you see …

Usain Bolt decides to play some golf He goes into the clubhouse to get membership and play a round. The receptionist says 'Sorry sir, we don't allow black people in this club.' 'That's ridiculous. It's 2016 and you don't allow black people in this golf club?' 'Please don't make a scene sir, there's another golf club 5 minutes down the road and they will let you in' 'But I'm Usain Bolt!' 'Its only 2 minutes then' Credit to /u/Ron_manager who posted this a year or so ago, it's a breath of …

Usain Bolt retires from running... He has been bored and looking in to a new sport to take up. He’s looking through his newspaper when he sees an advert for a new golf course in his home town. He takes a walk down and asks the receptionist about signing up.