""Knok Knock "" -""Knok Knock."" =""Who's there ?"" -""Grandad"" =""Shit, stop the funeral"" credit: Gary Delaney#Gary Delaney#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
""I've been trying to recapture my lost youth... I really need to get that cellar door fixed."" ^^^^^^. ^^^^^^^. Gary Delaney.#Gary Delaney0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
@GaryDelaney: If you watch Benjamin Button backwards you won't be able to see anything as you'll be facing away from the television. -Gary Delaney#Benjamin Button#Gary Delaney0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When they buried the man who invented Tetris... The whole cemetery disappeared. -Gary Delaney#Gary Delaney#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
As a child I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog. Courtesy of Gary Delaney#Gary Delaney#Animals#Kids#Pirate0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Dave drowned So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. It's what he would have wanted. (Gary Delaney)#Gary Delaney#Dark Humor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp