There should be a second 'The Ugly Duckling' written Benjamin Button-style for all the cute kids that turn out ugly.#Benjamin Button#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If I knew you in high school and your Facebook profile picture is a baby I'll assume you're Benjamin Button and unfriend you.#Benjamin Button#Facebook#School#Kids0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A woman said to me, ""Has anyone ever told you that you look like Brad Pitt?"" I said, ""No, nobody."" She said, ""They've clearly never seen The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.""#Brad Pitt#Benjamin Button0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
@GaryDelaney: If you watch Benjamin Button backwards you won't be able to see anything as you'll be facing away from the television. -Gary Delaney#Benjamin Button#Gary Delaney0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The Republican primary race should be called "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" It's way too long, and the protagonists are becoming more juvenile as it goes on.#Benjamin Button#Politics0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the difference between Benjamin Button and a rapper on a diss track? One ages in reverse and the other rages in a verse.#Benjamin Button#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The Republican primary race should be called ""The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"" It's way too long#Benjamin Button#Politics0🔗 ShareWhatsApp