French Army Jokes

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My favorite French Army Jokes **Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?** To see the battle **Why do French tanks have 6 gears?** 5 for reverse, 1 for forward during parades **Why do French boats have glass bottoms?** So they can see the rest of their boats **Why don't credit cards work in France?** They don't know how to say ""CHARGE"" **What do you call a French man killed defending his country?** I don't know, it never happened. **France decided they would change their flag to be more sui…

What is the most useful thing in the French Army? A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!

Do you know what is 100,000 French men standing with their hands up? French Army.

The French Army uniform At an 18th century European peace conference, a French General struck up a conversation with a British General. The Frenchman asks the Brit, ""Why is that your troops go into battle in those bright red coats? They seem awfully garish and opponents can see them coming from a mile away."" ""Well,"" says the Brit, ""the red coats are so that if a soldier is wounded his fellows won't be able to see the blood and despair."" ""How clever,"" responds the French General. ""I can …

What do you call an empty field? The french army at the beginning of a war!

French Jokes What's the standard issue weapon in the French army? A white flag. What's the only French martial art? Parkour, the art running away. Like the entrance to Hogwarts, if you look at the French flag from exactly the right angle (like that of an invading army), it turns white. An American, Russian, and French soldier see a German machine gunner. The Russian calls on his comrades to repeatedly suicide charge the German until he runs out of bullets. The American calls for a synchronized b…

A long time ago Britain and France were at war. During one battle The French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters the French general began to question him. The French general asked ""Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"" In his bland English way the major informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot the blood won't show and th…

My hairline is like the French Army... It's been ordered not to retreat

My favorite French Army Jokes **Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?**

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks? So that they can see the battle.

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At the Battle of Waterloo in 1815, the French captured an English major. They took him to their headquarters where a French general began to question him. The French general asked: "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easy targets for us to shoot?" The major replied: "English officers wear red coats so that if they are shot, the blood won't show, and the men they are leading won't panic." "I see," said the French general. "That is an ingeniou…

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disneyland Paris? Because every time they are set off, the French Army tries to surrender.