My favorite French Army Jokes **Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?** To see the battle **Why do French tanks have 6 gears?** 5 for reverse, 1 for forward during parades **Why do French boats have glass bottoms?** So they can see the rest of their boats **Why don't credit cards work in France?** They don't know how to say ""CHARGE"" **What do you call a French man killed defending his country?** I don't know, it never happened. **France decided they would change their flag to be more sui…